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Rancid
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Out it does flow, Where it comes I don’t know, Smells worse that an old dead crow, Skunks do run and they are stink pro’s… I cannot believe they are of me a part, Today they did from the morning start, Thankfully I do drive alone, maybe it was that tart, Stink they do like a barbecued fart… Chocolate milk & chips, Chicken Alfredo and dip, Eat do I so many differing things, Maybe my butt is trying to toot and sing…? © ed ~ 2/21/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 22, 2006

This one wear the ED-label with Proud!!

You Stinky You!!

Pheeeeeeeeeew!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on February 22, 2006

Ed, Ed your butt is suppose to stink, I think. Just wash it afterwards. Anyway some people hate butt but they eat pig butt called chitterlings. I finally figured one of the real meanings of love, putting up with your mates stinking butt, hehe. Still I don't eat no pig butt chitterlings

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on February 21, 2006

Bad dog, bad dog...

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 21, 2006

I usually pass by the "stink" poems you love to write, but had the thought that poor Rufuz probably gets the blame ,and I had to say "don't worry Ruffie we know better;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on February 21, 2006

Ed,

There are some things I wouldn't admit to. You, on the other hand, have no secrets, I guess...you are craaaaaazy, bold, out there. Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Just don't lay blame on Rufuz *wOOOOf!!* LOLOL

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