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Brought to you from the scrotum of the world...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just tellin' it like it is...LOL!


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Poetry in low definition,


Low end too of the AM band,


No where close are we here to nuclear fission,


Better are we in the ocean, fishin’…


 


Livin’ life high off the weed,


Livin’ are we in the low rent district,


Trailer trash,


Short on cash,


Plenty though we have of sour mash…


 


Disability through the government,


At least we pay our rent,


Sorry to sound as herein I do lament,


Actually I do not as I give this poem my full consent…


 


Not just from, are we, the worlds armpit,


The scrotum instead a smell it does emit,


I try to show here as such my wit,


Keeping me free is poetry,


Otherwise they would of me, commit…


© ed ~ 2/22/06


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 Reviews of "Brought to you from the scrotum of the world..."
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
Dittoes Eileen.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 23, 2006
You have just invented a new poetic category - Scrotumnal Poetry. I wonder if AD management can add this new category?

But please tell me you didn't make poor Rufuz take that picture, too.

PS Lots of grey hairs there, fella - you be gettin mighty old.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 22, 2006
Rufuz your dad is a brainiac who became a maniac from having his mind below the scrotum instead of in the highrr stratum, you should make a potion for him before he completely sinks out of sight...wo0f

eT

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 22, 2006
Committed to your poetry you are Ed..lock stock and barrel..Scrotumic vision you are wearing your ED-Label again I see I saw....what a roar!!

Oh you are a lost case my dear......the pic give me the impression it was quit cold when it was takin...wrinkles like wet soil in the hot sun....a wooly-cracker!!

Love Tinka


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