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De-mused...
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...here we go again...


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Here I sit,


My muse did take a s**t,


Fell out of me and down the drain,


Could write about the stink,


But for your sake I do refrain…J


 


The dog as well is all thought out,


What to write, what to do or just about,


All day was he on the leash & out,


Thought for sure his muse would have no drought…L


 


Yes I am writing herein and maybe quite swell,


Can’t seem to think of anything that will not smell,


From my innards I cannot find anything else to expel,


No matter what, I got to let go,


And on my lack of muse not dwell…J


© ed ~ 03/04/06


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
Oh my muse got a name now called Dennis O' Bell....could never do that kinda poetry on my own....you have Rufuz I have this very cute O'Bell to ring my muses well....lol...but still.....me....wink!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Missy Cross (Reader)
Reviewed on March 4, 2006
I suppose we all can relate but I suffer the arrogance of thinking I truly share your pain. Loved this! A toast to you with whatever used to be in the glass. You should put this to music - it could be the new author's anthem.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 4, 2006
I'm not amused though I'm laughing;-) You always pick this topic that is least poetic, when your muse takes a break! Don't you think it gets tired from your writing so many poems in one day? Cut back to one a day for awhile;-) (thanks for the invite woof woof;-)

eT

Reviewed on March 4, 2006
Ed,

Maybe your Muse and mine went on a date. Mine's not very creative right now....hope we both get back into the swing of things soon.

(((HUGS)))) and love, Karla.


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