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Diarrhea of the Oral Cavity...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Do I write too much?


Do I do so in a clutch?


Do I do it as well in double dutch?


I know for a fact I do so as a crutch…


 


Flowing it does from within,


I don’t imagine it could be a sin,


I try like hell most times to make you grin,


If I do not, it is much to my personal chagrin…


 


I flow this day at almost four in the morn,


It seems of late that this time for me is the norm


Though this morn I woke up and became quite sick,


If not for that I would not be here writing this schtick…!


 


Can you put up with me and my oral diarrhea?


It is not transfer-ably catching like that of gonorrhea,


Please understand that I sometimes write just from one idea,


Could for this oral diarrhea there be an all encompassing panacea…?


           Or is it its own hypothetical remedy?


© ed ~ 3/5/06


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 Reviews of "Diarrhea of the Oral Cavity..."
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
Oral Diarrehea? Gosh..my dad always said,"Taste your words before you spit them out."

That's pretty funny to me.
Susan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
Awwwww sorry to hear you are not feeling well!!

But hey you always makes me smile and sometimes smell reading you...just an act of nature if i laugh too much something cracks a leave a odour in the air....lol!!

Love anyways...stinky or not!!

Love Tinky :)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
I usually leave your Den with a grin, Ed, so mission accomplished!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on March 5, 2006
Hi Ed:

You are a good person, and you do make us grin with your poetry. You do rhyme most of the time, even when you're not aware of it.

It's something that comes within the person: it's like being nice, or not being nice - and I think you are a nice person. I think many of our AD friends on this board will agree with me too.

Love to you, my friend,

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed on March 5, 2006
Some people DO have diarrhea of the mouth; but you don't, that is for true! I am sorry you are sick; hope you feel better soon!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 5, 2006
I try like hell most times to make you grin,

And you most often succeed, my friend. But the answers to your most profound questions lie in far more knowing minds than mine.


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