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Men, who needs em'?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Gettin' rid of some of these sign pictures tonight, LOL...

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Unless you want babies,


Can’t with a dog, might get rabies,


Others too might give you scabies,


Better to sit home with a banana,


Or move to the cold of northern Montana…


© ed ~ 3/11/06
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 Reviews of "Men, who needs em'?"
Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on March 17, 2006
Weelll, I need men and bananas! ....... for two different reasons, of course!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
There's this fellow named Ed
Who shares wisdom from his head
If you heed his advice
You will find the spice
Of the life that's ahead

Thanks, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
Well they say to buff a babahanaH is a sign of intelligence...but to do it to a banana well that is desperato!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
It took me a minute, but I get it! (stupid naivete, even at 42)

Susan
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
I think I'll move to Montana - they frown on such billboards out there! And I hope my wife never reads that billboard either.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 12, 2006
Sigh. They come with their own protection too.
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Reviewed on March 11, 2006
Well, never met a writing banana...
Birgit (and Roger)
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My many years with Authors Den will come to a close in May, thank you to all that has reviewed of me, I hope you all continue on to your own end...
Most likely my END or maybe NOT!
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Yep, it''s that time of the year again, break out the credit card...
Merry Christmas...
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We all got em''...
The Saggy, Baggy Boobs Blues,
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Growing up alone is not so bad...
Alone in life...
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Memories I am Unable to Forget...
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To wish for death...
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I find it interesting that only in the wee hours of the morning is when I find myself able to write anymore... <br>
Rain, thunder & lightning, oh my...
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Hey, I think I might have found a little humor...?
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