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Living in the State of Nasty...
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Learn to insult, Learn to give shots, Learn to not be stepped upon, Learn to read a map, connect the dots… Learn to be nasty, Learn to be vulgar, Learn to be sarcastic, Yearn to be more elastic… Learn to fight, Learn to take flight, Learn to, notes from home, write, Learn to accept nothing is in New Jersey, right… © ed ~ 3/16/06

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on March 18, 2006

It's good to let it all out, Ed. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 17, 2006

There must be something right about New Jersey - Rufuz lives there!

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen

Reviewed on March 17, 2006

layering the old onion, hey? but one does get so very tired of
it all, Ed.
you've said a lot herein. well done indeed.
peace,
Carolyn
ps-- address: planet earth ;-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 17, 2006

Okay Dammit I hear you...coooooweeeee...anybody hooooooome???!!

LoveMenot SSSSSStinky

&^%$#.!....$*;*$......#$%^&*

OKAYYYYYYYYYYY!!

:)

Reviewed by Robin Labenberg

Reviewed on March 16, 2006

This is original and made me laugh..I have a lot of the first 2 stanzas down but I am not a fighter..good write

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on March 16, 2006

Naaa, rather stay here and the way we are, been there once and it was not too great a place, love the write,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on March 16, 2006

yep yep ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 16, 2006

aw c'mon don't pick on my old birth state!;-) What's the nasty all about?

etw

Reviewed by Aberjhani

Reviewed on March 16, 2006

A bitingly satirical (I hope) commentary--reads almost like a eulogy for the concept of hospitality:-)

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