NOT MINE, I FOUND IT ON INTERNET & SIMPLY HAD TO SHARE IT...!!
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, be not annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Both these female and the male poems is a fairytale. But those kind of women and those kind of men can still dream. In the meantime, lesbians are "doing more" and they do own liquor stores and have bass boats, and can reel in a fish anytime of the day! They use the right bait! Anyway, anonymous should have signed their name. Thanks Ed ... be cruising lemon meringue pie as opposed to the garbage heap.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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Birgit and Roger
love and peace, Carole
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat
I don't think that's too much to ask for, Mr. Anonymous Author.
I saw your Ad in the Personals - Good Luck!!
Waving my magig wand....PPPPPPoooPPPP...FFFFFF!!
Love Tinka....from very afarer!!
Sage