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Not Fair...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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purely fictional


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Out of the bushes they sprang,

While I drove by with the radio I sang,

I was only doin’ a hundred and ten,

I swear I will never do it again…

 

Missiles they used to get me stopped,

Machine guns drawn and at the ready,

To the ground as I got out I dropped,

Not spilling my drink, my hand did remain quite steady…

 

Charged me with speeding while under the influence,

Who is influence I asked, wondering how I was under her,

Maybe in the future I should use a chauffer,

Then in the back seat I can get under again Miss Influence…

 


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 Reviews of "Not Fair..."
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
Funny, loved it,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
wicked and funny...

peace, Carole

Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
wacky and wild! Enjoyed this :>)

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
you can have her when i'm thru.

nice write.
TX

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
Charged me with speeding while under the influence,
Who is influence I asked, wondering how I was under her,

I suspect you were rushing to meet someone who had answered your Ad in your prior poem, weren't you, Mr. Anonymous??!! PS How did that go?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
Only You can write like this and still get away with it,,,even under influence!!

Hehehehehehe...Okay even sober then!!

Love Tinka X 2

Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
Naughty, naughty!


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