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See what happens when you cat-sit...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My dog would not eat my mouse,


He does all day protect our house,


The cat I did kitten-sit did eat my mouse,


Never again would I allow it in our house…


 


Rufuz wanted to pay it back,


Eat it just the same as it did to the poor mouse,


But I intervened and sent it packing,


Sent it back to its own family I did,


I even did not on Ebay put it up for bid…


 


We did bury the mouse,


Gave it full honors,


It did its job quite well,


Hope the cat does develop,


A furball the size of the Liberty bell…


© ed ~ 3/22/06


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 Reviews of "See what happens when you cat-sit...? "
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 23, 2006
Lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
lol ... good one, Ed ...

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
he he he..I really enjoyed this such unique piece.. You are such a creative soul you are..!!!!!!!!

love joanne

Reviewed on March 22, 2006
You do have ideas! Cute,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
What a delightful hoot, Ed.
love and peace, Carole

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
Are you absolutely sure it was the cat who ate that mouse?
You've been known to eat while sleeping walking in your house.
Or perhaps it could have been - those pet ants in your pants;
But I'm guessing you ate it, Brother, in your sleep walking trance.

Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau
Reviewed on March 22, 2006
yeah, i was never a big fan of cats. they're too much like women.
dog, a man's best friend.
cat, a man's best freeloader.

Reviewed on March 22, 2006
LOLOLOLOLOL


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