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Want a MAN...?
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Sorry guys, hope I am not giving away any secrets...

Plant one, Or some, Water with rum, Just keep an eye on the bum… Keep him tied down, Best to do with strong rope, Otherwise to another you will lose the clown, Man as you well know can be such a dope… They can’t see what they got, Make sure that rope is tied with a double knot, Don’t teach him how to swim, Then you can keep him surrounded in water on a yacht… Want a man? Be sure to first plan, Don’t allow his eyes to others scan, Keep always at your side a heavy duty frying pan… © ed ~ 3/26/06

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Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on March 27, 2006

We have to love this one, adorable! (We'll pass this good advice on to our daughters)
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Missy Cross (Reader)

Reviewed on March 27, 2006

Hahahaha but what do you do with the weeds? Good one!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on March 27, 2006

Ha Ha Ha, Ed...I say let the idiot go if that is what he thinks he wants, but I make it known from the very start that I won't put up with that kind of behavior. I let him know not to come crawling home with his tail between his legs begging me to forgive him. Even men need to know that they must be responsible for their actions and choices. I am not one to keep anyone from living their life the way they want, but I do have ground rules if I am going to have a relationship with someone though with some men, it is a matter of giving them enough rope and they will hang themselves. Funny write, Ed!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 27, 2006

"Don’t allow his eyes to others scan,

Keep always at your side a heavy duty frying pan"

Okay THANKS that's what friends are for.....very good BAD advice!!

I want two of those!!

One for the author and one for my hubby!!

Love Stinky :)))))) Watchit

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 26, 2006

Ed you look so cute planted there, but watch out Rufuz is eyeing the new plant you know what for;-) hahahaha;-) Go ahead Ruff lift your leg hehehe

anonymous

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on March 26, 2006

LOL! At last a man with enough brains to see some truth :-) Sorry not watering garden's anymore. Man needs to wander he doesn't need me in his life.

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on March 26, 2006

poor man, sounds like he'll become a weeping willow ;)

Reviewed by totally anonymous (Reader)

Reviewed on March 26, 2006

duct tape works well too. Cute write

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