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Mister ED a Zebra...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A horse is a horse,


Of course, of course,


And no one can talk to a horse of course,


Except for the famous Mr. ED…


 


A horse he was not,


On black & white he appeared white,


While in color his stripes would appear,


Very few knew his true colors,


Those that did kept that secret to their hearts near…


 


A regular horse would not perform on cue,


So a zebra was purchased from the local zoo,


Tried as they will a horse was too hard to subdue,


So the zebra was used, believe me for this is totally true …


© ed ~ 3/31/06


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 Reviews of "Mister ED a Zebra...?"
Reviewed on April 5, 2006
Loved this one,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
I love your sense of humor, Ed. Keep it up! Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
Another ED?????

Oh boy how many are out there Ed??

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
HaHaHa, Ed, this is an urban legend, Ed really was a horse, but there has been rumors of him being a zebra for many years. Cute poem! I used to love watching Mr. Ed.
Take care,
Sherry


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