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For Turtles I got this thing...
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So cute it is, Little spots & a shell called home, Sipping mai tai�s in the early morn, Not feeling ever at all forlorn� A snapping turtle it is not, If it were, my manhood it would have got, Smoked a doobie with it, yes pot, It could not control itself, that being its lot� Keeps in touch does it with me, Lets me in the park for free, I try to write back but only to a small degree, It was both a male and a she, Kinda put me off therein, I think you might with this agree... � ed ~ 4/10/06

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Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on April 11, 2006

This is too funny, Ed! GEEZ, you oughta be writin' for comedians! Love the pic. You're the cute one! Another Cheech & Chong write! Well, I see why you have a thing for turtles. You both live in shells of a motor home you can take your home wherever and whenever with you! Drive on to the Doobie farm, man!

Sage

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on April 11, 2006

Lovely funny write!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 11, 2006

I've had many turtle pets in my life; but I've never had a love relationship with one, or smoked pot with one either. But, hey, to each his own. I hope you and Turtle are very happy together, Brother!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on April 11, 2006

fun write and pic, you are one cool dude with your turtle buddy! (personally, i think rene' is a lot cuter! *grins*) well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your texas friend, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on April 11, 2006

Humourous from your pen and the photo. You're a cutie Ed and your side kick is adorable. What a combination. You two could be dangerous.
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 10, 2006

Is that the one I called a frog, by mistake;-)? hahahahalol!
Well I must say, you look really at home together. I hope Rufuz doesn't get jealous!;-) Woof Ruf, I haven't forgotten you!!!

Love
Eileen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 10, 2006

Awwwwww....you look like you do have a thing for that turtle.....it shows on your face.......lol!!

Love Tinka

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