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the bunny does cometh...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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it may be humor, or may not be, I have no clue where these come from but read it anyway, what the hell, its free...


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No Easter greetings found here,


Not much to put forth holiday cheer,


Don’t look at me with that sneer,


Just another day this Sunday, my dear…


 


I do surely though love chocolate candy,


Mixed as well with a snifter of brandy,


Not though on the beach as it is too sandy,


White chocolate my passion,


Unfortunately it does not often come into fashion…


 


So speak up for the bunny on the right,


No comments either about butts to the one on the left,


Hard pressed you would be to speak to either,


Both of which are fortunately for them, unreal,


So you won’t mind if I do their names conceal…?


© ed ~ 4/13/06


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 Reviews of "the bunny does cometh..."
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2006
Yeah, it's just another Sunday here, too. Does Rufuz bring the brandy?

Bob H

Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Now we really want some chocolate and brandy too! See what you've done!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
I do surely though love chocolate candy,
Mixed as well with a snifter of brandy,

So that's what you and Turtle do every night. Fascinating!


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Only a chicken blames the bunny honey.....lol!!

Happy Easter anyways!!

Love Stinky :)


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