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Fronts from the back
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Storm fronts are more fun from the back,


Store fronts have what homes lack,


Can you tell today I am as bright as a tack,


Sometimes a writer I be, others I be a quack…


 


They pass, fronts that is,


Sometimes on us from the heavens they whiz,


They bring with it cold, some bringing warmth,


Anything we get is fine, except for a stormth…


 


Windy today, no rain in the forecast,


Won’t have to tie myself to the mast,


I know you don’t have to me harass,


My humor leaves a great deal to be surpassed…


© ed ~ 4/30/06


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 Reviews of "Fronts from the back"
Reviewed on May 1, 2006
This is one great picture! Storms can be fun, if they don't get to strong and you're in a safe place...
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 1, 2006
I love Thunderstorms but my Modem Hates them!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on April 30, 2006
Ed
Jason and the Argonauts did all right tied to the mast....
Keeps you out of trouble...lols
Love that stupendous graphic !
Peter

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2006
I love a good thunder storm. But I know our storms are pathetic compared to yours...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2006
Enjoyed this write.........if the rain comes will you send a few drops this way? It is way to dry in the north at the moment and the fires are beginning.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 30, 2006
tooting your own humor horn! front back schmack, where's Rufuz?;-)jk
have fun!

eT

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 30, 2006
I love the animation with your verse. It is soothing to watch lightning as long as I'm not on the recieving end.
Susan


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