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Traumatized Muse...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks to "Totally Anonymous" for the general idea herein...


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Out on vacation,


Visited the nation,


Came back with more stress,


My muse by a predator was used…


 


It didn’t tell me much,


As our relationship is and such,


Kept it to itself, didn’t tell me of the touch,


Whatever happened, it now needs a crutch…


 


So now I have a well used muse,


Perhaps if it were to, well, just take a snooze,


I don’t care if it develops a need for booze,


As long as it is there when needed for me to infuse,


Perhaps the next time I should accompany my muse on a cruise…


© ed ~ 5/3/06


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 Reviews of "Traumatized Muse..."
Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on May 3, 2006
hahaha Ed. You never fail to inspire a smile. Thanks for sharing this one.
Chanti

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 3, 2006
Lucky muse to be on a cruise....take me with....I swear i would be good.......lol!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 3, 2006
When you went on vacation did you take your Muse along? Maybe you should het an extra ticket next time. You're still good.
Susan

Reviewed on May 3, 2006
Great write, we'll join the group as well!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 3, 2006
A. for being inspire by Anonymous...You did good Ed;-) I'll join the support group...if you send me Rufuz, I'll send you my muse;-)lol

Reviewed by totally anonymous (Reader)
Reviewed on May 3, 2006
lmao!!!! maybe our muses should start a support group ;P


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