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He took my car & just drove away...by Rufuz
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Uh oh, here he comes, please don't tell on me that I have been whining tonight...R


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What is a poor doggy to do?

I barked and barked but away he just flew,

To work he said he had to go,

But in reality I just know,

On the side he has another puppy,

Either that or he has fallen for a guppy…


How should I react,

I try to keep myself so that him I attract,

On my emotional well being,

When he goes away like this is a big impact,

If he really isn’t working, who do you suppose he is seeing…?


Okay, so I no longer can drive,

My license they took, fortunately on it I don’t thrive,

But still in all, that car is my friend,

She beeps & winks at me when daddy doesn’t see,

Oh my doG, you don’t suppose he knows,

And is trying to get back at me with all this working on Saturday jive…?

© Rufuz <> 5/6/06
 


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 Reviews of "He took my car & just drove away...by Rufuz"
Reviewed on May 9, 2006
Your are such an adorable sweetheat, Rufuz! Loved your write,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 7, 2006
You Rock Rufuz!!

Love Aintie Tinky

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on May 7, 2006
lol of course he'll get ya back ;) Too funny!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 7, 2006
hahahahahahahahaha this has to be one of your best, Rufuz! Love your line "Oh my doG, you don’t suppose he knows" Too funny;-)lol

eT

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on May 7, 2006
HaHa, Rufuz...if you only knew how wrapped you had your dad you would never worry again.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on May 7, 2006
Now, Rufuz, get a grip...ol' Ed has to work to keep you in doggy buscuits and such. He's certainly not going to keep your belly full on his looks, now, is he? :)

Reviewed on May 7, 2006
Rufuz,

Bless your heart. Your master is not being bad, I believe...he's trying to provide. Now, if he leaves for days on end and never comes home, then you can worry. A charming write, as Karen said.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on May 7, 2006
Charming write, Rufuz; this one made me smile. Don't worry; your daddy knows what he is doing! He has to make a living so he can get you treats and food! Think about that! He loves you, and so do I!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *kotc* :)

Reviewed by Leah Wilson
Reviewed on May 7, 2006
Ed...You better not be two-timing our sweet little Ruffy!
Rufus...Don't you worry, baby, you can come live at my house, and take trips with me and Allen, and if "you know who" doesn't behave, he won't even be allowed visitation priveleges. Lots of lick lickys, hug huggys, and woof woofs to you, Ruffy.
Love, Leah


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