I really am lookin’ for a hoe,

I have already tried a bitch,

Turned out she was already fixed,

Changed her name she did from Flo,

Now she considers herself male, calls herself Moe…

Damn, (scuse me ladies) but I got this itch,

Right down there, you know where,

Any dogs that are interested out there,

Just reply to my ad in the column Doggies Beware…

My dad is quite protective,

But just cause I am fixed I am not defective,

Nor am I in anyway about my yearnings pessimistic,

Frankly I am quite objective regards my perspective…

© Rufuz ~ 5.13.2006