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Driving Test...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The officers were taking their test,


They could no better, they could do no less,


Before their test no toke they should have taken,


Absolutely now they both are in the oven of trouble bakin’…


 


As the sign does read, “Only in Ottawa,”


Now the cops are singing la-la,


Their car a wreck, their career in a shambles,


Maybe next they can work for the soup name of Campbell’s…?


 


I hope all of Canada does not like this drive,


For if they do out of that country I will strive,


On their roads, even after New Jersey, I might not survive,


Maybe those officers might be better doing a sky dive…J


© ed ~ 5/13/06


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 Reviews of "Driving Test..."
Reviewed on May 14, 2006
hehehe, loved this one for sure!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 14, 2006
Tickled my funny bone.

Ron

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on May 14, 2006
wow...maybe I should post this photo at work, bet our officers wouldn't see the humor...good writing Ed


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 14, 2006
Oh shit I thought this was only In South Africa....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 13, 2006
Wait until you experience our taxi cabs! There is more then one reason that I walk LOL. Fun read.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 13, 2006
Hope they were strapped in their seatbelts too. Cops are humans too and they make huge mistakes like the rest of us. It is funny when they screw up though. Thanks for this reporting Ed. Watch where you drive too. They don't forget either.
Susan


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