I like my kitten on the outside black,

I like my kitten on the inside red,

I like my kitten already without a head,

Less to digest, less to with butter spread…J

Roasted in its own juices is as well quite good,

As long as it does not taste like burnt wood,

Really though I just love them in the barbecue,

Then with the leftovers they are good in stew…J

Sorry I am to the cat lovers here,

As when I eat them I wash them down with a beer,

All should though note and hold this as cheer,

Daddy hasn’t allowed me to cook any kitties in longer than a year…J