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That darn cat, again...byRufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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First it took my toilet bowl,


Now its playing spider solitaire,


That was supposed to be my goal,


At least I can write, that is one thing it hasn’t from me, stole…J


 


I just wish it would not come to call,


I may be bigger, but it wants to anyway me maul,


For cryin’ out loud, I gave him my ball,


Everytime he comes over, its him who wants to start a brawl…


 


But dad did lay down the law,


He likes little Siamese kitties & that’s all,


But he never did say anything about trapping him in the fridge,


All you cat lovers don’t fret, I will give him time before I chase him, to thaw…J


© Rufuz ~ 5.27.2006


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 Reviews of "That darn cat, again...byRufuz"
Reviewed by Ticara Love (Reader)
Reviewed on May 29, 2006
Very Cute!!! Tell Rufuz I know what he mean. Those darn cats of my daughter before we moved, took over my dresser, my bed, and my arts & craft ribons, bead, and yarns.

Reviewed on May 28, 2006
Oh dear, poor sweet Rufus! Ha ha, this is cute!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)
Reviewed on May 28, 2006
What can we say, Rufus?
Dogs drool, cats rule.
Tis a fact, ol' boy. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 28, 2006
Your Dad is one mean SOB!!! Want to live with my mutts and cats, Rufie Boy - they all get along over here. And the kitties say they will even share computer time with you.

Reviewed on May 27, 2006
Oh Rufuz, don't feel to bad, just look at it as if being stuck with a little cousin coming over to paly, they always get to take all the toys too. And every now and then you might get a chance to shut the door to the fridge. Cuddles to one brave dog,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 27, 2006
Sounds like a cat day afternoon?
Your on a roll Ed.........
Merry Memorial day to ya!

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on May 27, 2006
You are sssoooooo funny.
A cute write.
Best wishes
from
kay


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