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Whats gonna happen on 06-06-06...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What else can one do,
If we know not what,
We have no freaking clue,
All we can do is laugh,
And hope God can take a joke...;)


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Will we all die,


Or away to heaven fly,


Will we experience rapture,


Or by the devil will we all be captured…?


 


Should I wash my car,


Should I wear clean clothes,


Should I worry about my par,


Is there golf up there in the stars…?J


 


Are we gonna finally meet the Lord,


Or are we just gonna get drunk out of our gourd,


Or maybe we will just remain as always plain bored,


Hope God likes Jeeps, shit, maybe I should have bought a Ford…J


 


Can I bring my puppy,


If not do I have enough time to buy a guppy,


Just give me a little bit more time,


Then for you god or the devil or whos0ever,


I will be able, just maybe to write something with rhyme…J


 


I think herein I may rant,


Or maybe ramble, nothing else to do, I can’t,


I have no clue, as per usual, what I herein should do,


But to be honest, even though you may think it,


I have a feeling no one has a clue what to do,


Yes, dear reader, I am speaking of you…J


© ed ~ 6/4/06


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 Reviews of "Whats gonna happen on 06-06-06...?"
Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on June 6, 2006
No one knows the day or hour of His return, so instead of wondering "when," we must be ready "whenever."

Reviewed on June 5, 2006
One thing for sure, if worse comes to worse, Rufuz definitely will be welcome! But it should be safe to assume that nothing bad will happen.
B&R

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 4, 2006
Styx will come back and play?

Ron

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 4, 2006
Nuffin Dear one, it's just one of those numerical coincidences that come up now and then.
Now as for the mark of the beast, ok, ED do you know much about ROMAN Numerals?
If you do, tell me, I will give you a huge clue, as to who and what is the representative of 666 here on earth doing Satan's bidding, that is if your interested. IF not, love yah heaps, anyway.
Ch'erie

Ps I rang up the kids the other day, and requested to talk to Duchess, awwwww I miss my doggy, but Rob is taking good care of her.
Licks for Rufuz m8

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on June 4, 2006
Peace & Love,
Dove

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on June 4, 2006
Ed
Tis the mark of the beast...:)
Peter

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 4, 2006
ET has said it so well, what can I add. We know not the day or the hour it is said for some may not live to see 06/06/06. Pray that you may not be found wanting. Splendid write as always that makes one think of something other than the mundane.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 4, 2006
We're already "taken care of," Ed. It'll all come out as it is meant to. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on June 3, 2006
06/06/06 is my birthday. Hope you like it. creatively crafted poem

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 3, 2006
One thing for sure Ed, worrying about it won't change a thing, so you might as well play a game of scrabble with Rufuz and relax!
If you aen't ready for the big mo then you should get ready!But worry is a waste of time!
Happy 66o6;-)
eT

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on June 3, 2006
Dear Ed, 6/6/06 is what…Tuesday? I would say it will be business as usual but there is something in the air that will seem radical. Then again, when it comes to the rapture and meeting the Lord…no man knows the day or hour, for He will come when you least expect it. However though, there is some good text out there on the numerical values of phrases in the Bible. It does make for some interesting reading.
Allen

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 3, 2006
Be yourself Ed. That'd enough I think. You make a lot of people smile.
Susan


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