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Mycoxafloppin…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I think prior to reading this you should sit down and swallow whatever it is you have in your mouth...

Need that Viagra, Before I get hitched, And honeymoon in Niagara, Or on the way home I will get ditched…J Passed over for a big one, But I did get me some, Though not to be by Rufuz outdone, Had him fixed so he can’t get none…J My string attached, Hooked up to the tip then latched, Some say my sense of humor was hatched, With my size, some seem to think I have been mismatched…J © ed ~ 6/4/06

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Reviews of "Mycoxafloppin…"

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell

Reviewed on June 6, 2006

There's another name for it...Mydixadud.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on June 5, 2006

Still nutty I see...you go ED!!

LOVE TINKA

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on June 5, 2006

Hey you know Ed, that title would make a good jingle for and Ad, Eileen is right on the money, and they should lose the Viagra, and call it mycoxaflopin.
I do believe a Patent is required here ROFLMAO.

RUUUUUUFUZ, watch the ole man!!
LOLOL

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on June 5, 2006

HaHaHa!!! Very funny, indeed, Ed!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 4, 2006

okay so I'm laughing out loud you character!;-)I can just hear them pronouncing that name on the tv pharmaceutical ads mycoxafloppin,
hahahahahahah toooo funny...Rufuz you have my permission to give him a good bite wherever you want.

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on June 4, 2006

This was just too funny! (Stop telling everyone about Rufuz' personal intimat life). A great chuckle in the evening!
B&R

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)

Reviewed on June 4, 2006

Crackin' up as usual till my sides hurt...From one extreme to the other...

Xxxx dove

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