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My Big Toe...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Will it ever heal,


Not broken I can feel,


Just bloody, hard to seal,


The nail is gone, for a vampire a meal…


 


Soak it I do in Epsom salt,


Wash it and keep it clean,


Peroxide used to rid the germs,


Neosporin as an anti-bacterial,


Hope I don’t get worms…


 


Its been two weeks,


Still of blood it leaks,


To the doc I did speak,


Tis a hard place to heal,


Keep it wrapped,


Better for it to conceal…


© ed ~ 6/5/06


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 Reviews of "My Big Toe..."
Reviewed on June 7, 2006
Ouch. Hope you feel better soon. Sore toes are no fun.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell
Reviewed on June 6, 2006
Geez, Ed, put your socks back on; you're scaring the kids!!

Reviewed on June 5, 2006
We thought there was trouble when we read the title. Sounds like big (toe-)trouble! Hope it will heal soon now,
B&R

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on June 5, 2006
Yeay, ouch...Speedy recovery to you..

Xxx dove

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 5, 2006
Auch!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 5, 2006
Oh do I ever sympathize! I've had similar, and just thinking about it I cringe! Don't keep it wet all the time.When your resting with your foot up let it have some air. Keeping you in thoughts and prayer!

eT


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