Blow it out your blunderbust,

Before those beans make you combust,

The size of you is quite totally robust,

Maybe better if you were bused…

Heinz of the baked variety are the best,

Its proven quite nicely in a test,

So the odor is quite repugnant,

You can like it or if you want detest…

Cheaper than gas,

Not the kind he is emitting,

The kind we use in cars,

Perhaps a filter would lower his emissions,

Or if every now and then he would stop for a good sh**tting…

© ed ~ 6/12/06