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Where is Monica when we need her most...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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For this president she would be doing us a favor,


Though maybe he is not of her flavor,


She does not have to hang around and savor,


Just a quickie in the oval office could make her a life saver…


 


Under the desk she could hide on her knees,


I am sure afterwards her book could bring her high fees,


Afterall with presidents she does have the expertise,


Just keep quite Monica & for gods sake don’t sneeze…


 


Mr. Bush could then go back to Texas,


Taking Mr. Cheney with him so he could shoot all the lawyers he wants,


I doubt the taxpayers would be unhappy if for both we bought a Lexus,


‘Twould be better on all of our nerve plexus’…


© ed ~ 6/13/06


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 Reviews of "Where is Monica when we need her most...?"
Reviewed on June 14, 2006
Oh Ed, you've got us rolling, laughing and holding our sides! Wonderful,
B&R

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on June 13, 2006
lol
the pic made me laugh so much
i could not read the poem!!!!!!

dlfeldkflkfj = laughing fit!!!!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 13, 2006
at this point, Bush could use a little stimulation in the oral office ...

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 13, 2006
Don't know about this too much. It sure didn't get Clinton out of office. Besides Wild Willy set a prescedent when he said he "Didn't have sex with that woman".
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 13, 2006
okay both eds duh;-)!lol

eT

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 13, 2006
I can't wait to see the comments on this one!!!


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