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Do I wag my tail or does my tail wag me...by Rufuz
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Such philosophical thoughts of late I have been having...R


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When my tail does wag,


Does the rest of me lag,


Does my tummy sag,


Does my manhood drag…?


 


Or do I of my tail wag,


Flapping in the wind like a flag,


Daddy says it makes a good rag,


Says he is going to make it someday,


Into a rug called a shag…


 


Of late I have been a thinker,


Though daddy does mostly call me a stinker,


Of salt water yes I am a drinker,


Okay so its not good for me,


But if you believe me herein,


Then you have fallen for my line,


Hook, line and sinker…J


© Rufuz ~ 6.14.06


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 Reviews of "Do I wag my tail or does my tail wag me...by Rufuz"
Reviewed on June 16, 2006
Rufuz, you are the most philosophic dog we've ever seen and you style is great. But the tail-wagging thing, now that's something we all have wondered about for a long time :-)
B&R

Reviewed on June 15, 2006
LOLOLOL, Rufuz. Your tail wags you, trust me. :) And I'm glad it does! Cute write, and adorable pic.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed on June 15, 2006
Good question, Rufuz; good question! Funny write; very well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Auntie in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D *arf!*

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 15, 2006
ROFLMBO, Saith Leila, oh your tail is just sooooo swish.WOOOF

I once shared a flat with a fullah, who had an afghan hound, who told his dog, that when he died, ( the dog that is) he would be honoured by being skun and lying neath the feet of his master forever!!
I clocked my flat mate for that, made him apologize to the Dog, who was not happy.
Duchess is in her element at Rob's place, Rufuz.... she sends her little woofies, and also feels that Leila is not quite refined enough for Rufuz yet!!
Hmmmm, methinks green eyed little fur ball :)
Cute write there Rufuz.
ME and the dawgs.


Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 15, 2006
Rufuz seems to be collecting his own fan club and rightly so...He's a poetry pup if there ever was...tail wagging aand all.
Fun poetry read this morning Ed.
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 15, 2006
So glad to finally see one of your poems, Rufie - your Dad has really been going 'over the deep end' lately!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 14, 2006
Ah Rufuz my favorite pet this is a real tail wagger! I love your poems!;-)Woof woof and woofie...

etw


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