Got to be hot and spicy only fair,

My rump is solid, my chitlin’s mouth waterin’,

Mashed taters and corn on the cob,

Damn I am sexy, my name is Dick, not Bob…

My bird long and supple,

Thick and full of meat,

On my bird I could take a couple,

Nothing could taste anymore sweet…

I am tanned quite dark,

Well cooked through and through,

No part of me in anyway stark,

What do you think of my bikini tattoo…?

On the beach do I relax,

Listening on the radio to jazz by sax,

Past the point of being used on me an axe,

Hey there handsome, would you mind,

On my back putting some of that sunscreen wax…?

© ed ~ 6/20/06