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Mutual Fun's...
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For the rich they have portfolio’s,


Personally mine would be in oleo,


But being not rich I collect plates,


Frankford mint & Bradford exchange,


In case of recession, none will be worth much,


Learned that only through others and their fates…J


 


Instead we have fun,


We on the beach do run,


We play till we die of drinking rum,


What the hell at least we are out in the sun…J


 


No land do I own,


Nor gold or silver can I loan,


My portfolio is worth very little,


About as much as a happy meal,


But in reality I got it at a steal…J


© ed ~ 6/26/06


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 26, 2006
Uhuh!!

Thought provoking write !!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on June 26, 2006
Oh darn, no kidding? The plates I've been saving as my daughter's inheritance since the '80s are worthless? I'd better diversify, lol.
I'm investing in myself. Seems to be the safest bet...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 26, 2006
An Oleo Portfolio - Fascinating, DW!


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