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The Lone CAR State...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Please bear with me, I was cut off on the road by someone with a Texas tag today, so this came from that...e


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Just one car throughout the whole state,


If it were wrecked what would be its fate,


Not even for it another to be its mate,


Trucks with gun racks,


And cowboys with hats,


This is the state of Texas,


As long as they have a gun, they can relax…J


 


Trucks of the four wheel drive variety,


Not much from what I hear down there of sobriety,


If ya got a gun and a truck, in Texas this is high society,


A man with a truck and a gun will never suffer castration anxiety…J


 


So to keep you safe, you might want to live there,


But to be absolutely and completely kinda fair,


You won’t find any Einstein’s in residence with cowboy wear,


But you will definitely find someone that can shoot,


Wearing most likely an alligator covered pointed toe, boot…J


© ed ~ 6/30/06


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 Reviews of "The Lone CAR State..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 2, 2006
Oops! That was my van, designed for the suburban shopping mall, equipped with $65,000 in mods so that I can drive all the way to Jersey and whop your ass in a gunfight on the Turnpike.

Care to go drifting with me?

Ron

No snakeskin boots, cowboy hat, or gun rack. Just a mean machine --outa my way--country bumpkin!

Reviewed on July 1, 2006
ed,

'twasn't us; we only use canes! LOL we don't have a car! LOL

sorry about that, but you ARE so right on one thing: most texans CANNOT drive! they drive like CRAZY here! YIKES! LOL

adorable write; am savin' this one!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)

Reviewed on July 1, 2006
Ed,

It wasn't Karen or I; we don't have transportation; just our canes....LOL

Sorry 'bout that. You're right, the majority of Texans don't know how to drive...'course, many of them are Yankees...LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
Sounds like OLD JR EWING terrarory!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
"A man with a truck and a gun will never suffer castration anxiety." Words to live by.

Bob H

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
What size were those alligator-covered pointed toe boots, lol?!!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
Come On, Man! Even in New Jersey, one must give way to a Presidential Motorcade. And I can't wait until the Texas Twinks read this one. Shame On You, You Naughty Guy.

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2006
hhhhmm...sick em RUFUZ..hehe

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 30, 2006
I was cut off today by a dude in an SUV with Florida plates. Your anger is understood. I verbalized my anger for a few seconds and felt better afterwards. I hope you do now.
Susan


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