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Hand Washing...
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A necessity,

After hands get gritty,

Ain’t it though a pity,

Our hands can’t stay pretty…

 

Who would create such a sink,

From that spigot I would not drink,

I wonder if when the water is turned off,

Does that penis actually shrink…?

 

How to explain that design to the kids,

Something that might really flip their lids,

Tell them that behind the wall lives a benevolent creature,

With many a penis to share with hand washers,

Living out its life as a silent teacher,

In what place would we find this feature…?

© ed ~ 7/4/06
 

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 Reviews of "Hand Washing..."
Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
LOL!!! Apparently "shrinkage"(Seinfeld) doesn't apply to balls of brass. This looks like a handmade item. Hopefully it wasn't modeled from an actual mold. Maybe on a Greek island? You card, too funny...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
OH YOU ARE SUCH A EVIL NAUGHTY MINDED BRAT>>>>>LOL!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Goodness...between the commercials for viagra and the rest of those "Staying alive" ads...this one takes home the prize.
You are one funny man.
Susan

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
This looks like it would have been found in a Roman bath...perhaps it was recovered from the deviant Caligula...who knows...just know that I would have dirty hands for sure.

Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Thanks for this laugh, your poem really makes the picture great and priceless!
B&R

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
LOL
great poem......where do you find these pics???
Actually whoever created that was very creative, in a freudian way.....I would say a bit insecure.........
but you know what

It made me laugh

but I think I would leave my hands dirty or use a waterfountain to get clean......

where could they put something like that??????

ohhhhhhh
A gay mans club........

maybe?

lol
cute ed...........:)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Did you order that faucet on E-Bay??!!


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