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Addition
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An extra bath,


Another bedroom,


A place to hang your hat,


One more place to broom…?


 


In a kids room it could be,


He can learn to drive for free,


No gas it needs, only wings,


To the household in which it belongs, it clings…


 


Nothing like a foreign car to make comfy your house,


Hole in the wall cut by a large marsupial mouse,


No cat can him kill, better with gasoline this one douse,


Light the sucker up and let him burn, after that hole he is nothing but a louse…J


© ed ~ 7/4/06


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 Reviews of "Addition"
Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Ed
That looks like one of my vehicles...
I think its called a hybrid...a flying Japanesee...:)
Peter

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Art? Political statement? Guest room? They must live across from one of the remaining drive-in theatres. But from the looks of it, this is foreign country. Now this gives new meaning to a parking spot. Cool write...

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
I like this design...Hmmmm

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
That is one mega-mouse, Ed. Perhaps it had been munching something out in Roswell???
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
lol!!

Speechless!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Only you!;-)Fun must be your middle name Ed;-) I agree wih susan looks like art, and Connie's right too your brain would be a delight to visit, no wonder Rufuz loves you!;-) Happy Fourth, and I hope you don't get shut down like the rest of your state is! Holy cow! it aint a Jersey is it;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
This looks like some funky German art and with your funny wit...it is twice the giggles.
Thanks!
Susan

Reviewed on July 4, 2006
Now we are not sure, is your pic and write more funny or Connie's comment! "Your brain must be a fun place to live", seems true. Loved both!
B&R

Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)
Reviewed on July 4, 2006
"Hole in the wall cut by a large marsupial mouse..."
Your brain must be a fun place to live, Ed!
And that photo is a hoot! Thanks for the giggles!


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