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New Jersey, The Red Light State of the Union
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I am in a mood to bash NJ...bear with me...;)


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New Jersey has sex on the brain,

Three counties with SEX in the name,

Sure other places have the same,

But NJ has it all, or so they claim…J

 

So many it has of beaches,

The casino’s have too many leeches,

Supposedly we too have the best of those who teach,

Nothing like learning how to stack the deck,

Cheating on roulette, hiding cards behind the neck…J

 

One big city it does look as if,

From in the north the Palisades cliff,

To the south the salt air to sniff,

In between though so many petroleum plants,

If driving between New York city and Delaware,

Keep at hand a oxygen bottle to, in an emergency, take a whiff…J

© ed ~ 7/6/06
 

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 Reviews of "New Jersey, The Red Light State of the Union"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
LOL!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
ROFL.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
But what about The Barrens? Surely there is no tawdry sex, or gambling houses, or suffocating air pollution there. Ye best move in there, you Jersey Devil, you - and live free!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 6, 2006
awww c'mon ed poor old jersey gets it from all sides. It really is the garden state you know and there isn't much finer than the ocean area there, I'm defendin my birth state, because I had a fantastic childhood there.Can't say that for my marriage, but before that it was the best. I know you like it too;-)woof Rufuz, you do too!;-)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 6, 2006
There is ying and yang in all things, Ed, and I am sure if you really looked, you could find at least ONE thing you liked about NJ!!
Funny write.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on July 6, 2006
The people who fill the oxygen bottles are essential employees. The only state I know which could close and no one notices.

Bob H

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on July 6, 2006
Howdy neighbor.
NJ is my home, but like with strange relatives...sometimes you just have to laugh.
Thanks for helping.
John

Reviewed on July 6, 2006
You are really good!
B&R

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 6, 2006
Joysie..the Garden State...shutting down. What's next?

Susan

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 6, 2006
This is why I keep heading north...........strange how the sun found me :-)

Reviewed on July 6, 2006
Good one, Ed; very well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Hope the strike ends soon; I know it must be maddening for y'all!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 6, 2006
Good for the soul.

NJ is shut down? No casinos? What will we do?

NJ is on the other side of the world from Arizona.

Elizabeth


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