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HELP WANTED: INTERPRETER…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...lousy pay, worse hours, just got to know bow wowers...


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Pig latin he does not speak,


Nor any language known to man,


He does bark, woof, ruff, grrr,



We need immediately someone,


Who does know dog, has to be also an every breed fan…J


 


Certain sounds he does curl his big red tongue round,


If this is something you can do, want to hear you make the sound,


He hisses every now and then through those big white teeth,


Other times he does speak to confound,


Sometimes he only does speak so to understand you have to be a hound…J


 


Just a big hairy mutt,


Still he does talk, but,


                                      

No one can understand,


Not something we herein planned,


Though he seems to know what we mean,


He listens very well and does from us take commands…J


© ed ~ 7/7/06


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 Reviews of "HELP WANTED: INTERPRETER…"
Reviewed on July 9, 2006
Kate is probably right. And, a few things are very easy to understand, you just have to listen closely... (wouldn't end up with a puddle on the floor if you listened :-))
B&R

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
They like the fact that we don't understand them..........they know they are smarter then we are :-)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
I am sure they understand what we say!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on July 8, 2006
LOL--Woof, Woof WOOF! Too cute, bet we sound strange to Rufuz, too. :) Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
You Are In Luck, My Friend! Having been raised by forest hounds, I know Dog. For three crates of scrumptious cookies, I will be glad to teach you.

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on July 8, 2006
wOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!Interpreted that means:
I love your poem!
Best wishes always
woof woof woof
from
K
9.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
I still say they understand every word we say.

ROFL...



Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
Wooffles wuffles grrrrrr yipyipyup arf arf snaaaaaarl grrruf rufuz
zufur heeeeeeeeeeehee

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
Ed, I happen to very proficient in various forms of communication. In fact I have lengthy conversations with all breeds of animals at work. I have no problem understanding them and they have no problem understanding me. Although my work with dogs has been somewhat limited, I am able to understand mostly of what they are saying. My prime area of interpretation and strength lies in the ability to interpret BULL since this is mostly what I hear these days from all of the politicos… so if you think that this resume lines up with what you have in mind…you got my number…sincerely, J. Allen Wilson …PS tell Rufuz that I said “ brgruifugggig”….Thanks

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 7, 2006
Obedient classes for who? Guess Rufuz has you fetching and barking too!
Funny Ed!
susan


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