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Poof...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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...it only takes a wish...

Wishing for driving skill, Hoping for intelligence, Trying for logic, But feel you can’t get your fill…? Just drop a coin in the fountain, Only a quarter in the well, Will bring you what you so desire, You won’t have to see the guru on the mountain… By this time tomorrow for sure, You will be able to drive better, Your logic skills will improve, All you have to do is ask the well for the cure… © ed ~ 7/21/06

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Reviews of "Poof..."

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on July 23, 2006

hahahaha, wonder what would happen if WE dropped that coin...loved it,
B&R

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on July 21, 2006

I see your dreaming again.........:-)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on July 21, 2006

I just burst out laughing...It's 4 am...oppps

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on July 21, 2006

Ya got caught drinking from the well , I see. Funny....
<smile>
Susan

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 21, 2006

HOHOHO typical man versus women drivel! watch you don't wind up in the well yourself big man;-)Rufuz nip him you know where;-)woof!
ET

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 21, 2006

My wish would be "heaven"...or rather Hell and I might go the otherway!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 21, 2006

LOLOLOLOL, cute. :) Not all women are bad drivers. At least, they stop and ask for directions *ducking* LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 21, 2006

You are a brave man, posting that cartoon!

Ye Best Go Hide in that Barrens Underground Bunker of yours for awhile! And Good Luck.

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