Practically nuked... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

AuthorsDen.com Join | Login

Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS AUTHORS BOOKS SAMPLE CHAPTERS AUDIOBOOKS eBOOKS STORIES ARTICLES POETRY BLOGS NEWS VIDEOS SUCCESS TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors: Jeff Mason, iGlenda Bixler, iMichael Charles Messineo, iFrank Ryan, iR.E.E.S Blogs Linda Smith, Publisher, iJames Harvey, iJudith Bailey, i Dadfire, iPamela Wiedenbeck, iPamela Ackerson, i

Home > Humor > Poetry Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Ed Matlack

Follow Me

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages

· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
· Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Practically nuked...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

Save

Follow Share on Facebook



Chased by three, Tipped with poison free, Not even can help my good Chi, Gonna blow up, oh gee…L Said my prayers, You can’t imagine the stares, Praying and driving, Till they run out of fuel I’m striving…J Somebody does of me apparently dislike, How long do you think till they strike, If they are attracted the heat of my engine, Perhaps I should have just ridden my bike…J © ed ~ 7/26/06

Want to review or comment on this poem?

Need a FREE Reader Membership?

Reviews of "Practically nuked..."

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on July 28, 2006

TAKE THE BIKE!!! and hide Rufuz! Enjoyed the pic and your clever lines with it!
Love and Peace, B&R

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on July 27, 2006

I_
N_
C_
O_
M_
I_
N_
G_
!!!!!

Susan

Reviewed by Janet Parker

Reviewed on July 27, 2006

It's wonderful to read something light and fun this morning. Thanks for this one, Ed.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on July 27, 2006

Run Forest Run!!!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 27, 2006

Sorry, Bro - My east coast pigeon squad dropped those by mistake. But you best ride your bike for awhile, just to be safe.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 27, 2006

Hell the USA cupid got crazy too....his arrows are getting toooo powerful...lol!!

love Tinky

Reviewed by Steve Patterson

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

up your's in new jersey.

hell, in TEXAS, they jsut shoot us in the a**.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

trick photography?;-)Never know what you'll find at the ED&Rufuz den!;-)Drive safe !lol

Reviewed by Michael Wells (Reader)

Reviewed on July 26, 2006

For a moment I thought it was practicaly naked :)
Nice poem

New Poetry by Ed Matlack

My many years with Authors Den will come to a close in May, thank you to all that has reviewed of me, I hope you all continue on to your own end...

Most likely my END or maybe NOT!

Yep, it''s that time of the year again, break out the credit card...

Merry Christmas...

We all got em''...

The Saggy, Baggy Boobs Blues,

Growing up alone is not so bad...

Alone in life...

Memories I am Unable to Forget...

To wish for death...

I find it interesting that only in the wee hours of the morning is when I find myself able to write anymore... <br>

Rain, thunder & lightning, oh my...

Hey, I think I might have found a little humor...?

...NEAT...

Popular Poetry (Humor)

1.	If I Could Be A Super Hero
2.	Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
3.	Fried Chicken
4.	Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
5.	An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
6.	Milkman's letter
7.	Laughing As I Flee...
8.	Amazing Grapes
9.	Newfangled Things
10.	A Salt and Batter
11.	A Writer Named Ron
12.	Ode to Spamophobia
13.	Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
14.	My First Heart Attack
15.	The Last Second
16.	Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
17.	Houston Greats
18.	Hound Dog
19.	AThree Year Old
20.	Burst Forth

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered by Jay Dubya

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered (Part I) is adult literature featuring adult content and language.

Member BookAds

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked is adult humor that satirizes 12 popular Nathaniel Hawthorne stories in parody form.

Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part IV by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part IV is adult literature featuring adult content and language that satirizes thirteen famous short fiction works.

Member BookAds