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Guardians of our Borders...
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Patrols no longer needed Bears do patrol unimpeded...

No longer will we worry about illegal’s, Instead we can just watch eagles, Soar through the skies on wings of air, Allowing only those in that are legal… Eaten before entering, That’s what it will say in the paper, Keep south of the border your welfare rapper’s, If out of the country they are kept, No need have they for any English mentoring…. No Mexicans on our welfare rolls, No military needed for border patrols, No signs in Spanish does this country need, After all no English signs do exist south of the border indeed… © ed ~ 7/29/06

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 30, 2006

If they are Smokey Bears, does that mean that they confiscate pot?

Here's a Spanish border sign: Please go home and don't feed the bears.

Ron

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on July 29, 2006

And they bearly get paid...

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on July 29, 2006

"After all no English signs do exist south of the border indeed…"
Excellent Ed! Good poem!

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on July 29, 2006

Ed

Is that Yogi Bear in the front...

Peter

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 29, 2006

You have bears we have baboons!!

Love Tinka

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