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Sucked off...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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How much time does it take,


How much blood do they have to of partake,


Damn if I don’t feel like a well done steak,


The mosquitoes do into a pin cushion me make…


 


Bet you thought something else with the title,


Still though I feel my blood to be to me most vital,


Damn but I was only outside for a short period of time,


But the skeeters sure did with me have themselves a blood sucking recital…


 


I don’t want to scratch,


I just want them little blood suckers to detach,


No matter where I go or how fast I run they always do me catch,


I wonder if they make for bugs to stop biting, a patch…?


© ed ~ 7/31/06


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 Reviews of "Sucked off..."
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on August 7, 2006
Get some Avon Skin So Soft and slather it on. Bugs hate that stuff, and you'll not get a single bite unless you miss a spot! This was a cute write Ed! Michelle

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
mOssasive sucking write.....lol!!

Now this comment sucks!!

Hehehehehehe...remeber the TABARD next time

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 1, 2006
Go outside, get your garden hose out, make some mud puddles, then completely cover your entire body with mud. Looks kind of funny walking about, but I haven't had one mosquito bite all summer.

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on July 31, 2006
nicely done

Reviewed by Rafiriio Daniels
Reviewed on July 31, 2006
Ha!.......funny my man,,,keep it up...

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on July 31, 2006
Can't help but laugh at jude's comment Ed. Your blood must be excellent vintage. (love you, ya know I do...)
Don't scratch, get even! (or get off, which is something of a pun to "sucked off.")

I gotta stop hanging around your page. . . you're satire is contagious! (smile)
blessin's,
cynth'ya

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 31, 2006
perhaps they just wanted to get high ;)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on July 31, 2006
and...it's the female that bites...the male merely makes the noise...try Skin So Soft or rub your flesh with dryer sheets. It works even against "no see'ims...gnats.
Susan...Ouch! dammit!!!


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