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My Birthday
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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In 1954 today at 9am I was hatched,
Wearing was I a little hat that was thatched,
Supposedly when I was smacked on the ass,
I let go a stream into my doctors face mask...
(I HOPE I GO OUT THAT COLORFUL)


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Yes it is today,

The third of August, yes way,

I am not much for of sunshine today a ray,

Most times I am grumpy and grouchy,

But not this year if I do get laid from Rene’…J

 

Though she is at work,

I on my vacation, away from the boss jerk,

I still can dream, fantasize & generally go berserk,

I miss you my love, to live you give me a perk…J

 

This day I have only Rufuz as companionship,

For myself I did today get my hair clipped,

This afternoon I will need to get a grip,

My day filled with smoking the herb,

Trying to take from my usual surroundings, a trip…J

© ed ~ 8/3/06
 

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 Reviews of "My Birthday"
Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on August 4, 2006
Happy Happy Belated Birthday Ed!!
I hope you enjoyed your day doing all the enjoyable stuff!!!
Love to Rufuz who kept you company too!
Love, Suzie xoxox :-D

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on August 3, 2006
Happy Birthday Ed, may it be filled with trips and laughs aplenty.

Paul;-)

Reviewed on August 3, 2006
Happy Birthday, Ed! Don't eat too much cake, other than that, have lots of fun!
Love and Peace to you and cuddles to Rufuz,
B&R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 3, 2006
Awwwwww....happy birthday my dear Ed....hope you will allow Rufuz to eat the cake...now behave like a ModSquad member and take a nap...you are one year older okayyyyy!!

Golden Oldie enjoy your day ...and sorry for not reading you guys out there...been without power for two days now...falling trees and heavy rains are the main problem....we are flooding awayyyy...okay!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on August 3, 2006
Happy Birthday, Ed; may you have a super day!

(((HUG)S)) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on August 3, 2006
You're a lion (Leo)? I thought you were the Jersey Devil! Happy birthday, Ed.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 3, 2006
Thank you all for birthday wishes,
Glad as well I got a dog not fishes,
I send out to you from Rufuz doggy kisses,
The reason, his breath is nicer than mine,
And I want all my friends to feel as I do quite FINE...Thanks all, Ed

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 3, 2006
You Old Birthday Devil, You! Happy Happy Day, Bro - and look for a big birthday surprise from old Rufie - very soon.

PS Take the Day Off!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on August 3, 2006
Happy Birthday...many more.


Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 3, 2006
You have a wonderful birthday Ed. You and your snoop doggey dog go out..walk on the beach and enjoy this wonderful day. I wish you all there is to make you happy.
Susan

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on August 2, 2006
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED...shucks if I had just known sooner...

LIL AL

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on August 2, 2006
Much peace and many blessings to you o' poet who blesses the world with smiles of wry humor in these days when smiling is not always easy. Much gratitude for the shining gifts of your pen and prayers for many more Happy Birthdays to come:-)
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2006
Happy Birthday my friend :-) .......and I hope your birthday wishes come true :-)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 2, 2006
Hap Hap Hap Happppppy Bir Bir Bir Birthday toooooooooo Yooooooooou

*********(*.;.*)********* wo00of w0000f i luv you dad signed rufuz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED AND MANY MORE TO COME! ET


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