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Home...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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If anybody calls me on my cell phone, be prepared to die...LOL


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Oh how far did we roam,
Yes of course away from home,
Far enough in fact to make me at the mouth foam,
Driving in Kentucky, Ohio and Pennsylvania,
Makes me long for my boyhood home of Transylvania...


My fangs were out, as well as my claws,
To drive home in traffic made me note other cars flaws,
But my Jeep did quite well, only though 19 per gallon,
The problem if I flew is I broke my right landing talon...


No welcome is necessary,
Just some sleep after 16 hours on the road,
Happy am I on another driver I did not explode,
Though if I had my motorhome abode,
More than once I would have had to flush on tailgaters, the commode...


(C) e & r    8/11/06


 


 


 




  


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Home..."
Reviewed on August 12, 2006
Good to see you made it home unharmed and without lashing out at some fools.
love and peace, B&R

Reviewed by Robin Adams
Reviewed on August 12, 2006
LOL. I know a few streets where the tailgaters need that treatment.

Welcome home!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
Okay I did not call you and did not even commented yet...hope you are feeling fresh and ready to face this comment!!

Welcome home my friend....now we need to know WHAT you did???

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
Well, I see that you haven't lost your sense of humor somewhere in your travels. That's wonderful, Ed. Say hi to Rufuz. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
Im gone a few days and you Nic off to parts unknown, dear dear, better get back and follow your trails...
Hows the Dawwwwg hehe?
Yeah and about flushing commodes, didnt you know that when the train is in the station you don't....
LOLOL
Ch'erie

Reviewed on August 11, 2006
Our traveling wanderers, Ed and Rufuz, back home where they belong. Welcomes are necessary, shows you were missed. So--welcome home. Now: get some shut eye and enjoy the cool weather! We're melting here in Texas.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
Glad you got home alright. And thanks for coming all the way out to Kentucky to make my surprise birthday party even more special than it would have been. It was great to see you and Woofie again.

With love to you and the greatest dog in the world,

Scott

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
My fangs were out, as well as my claws

You Jersey Devil, You!!!

Glad to hear you made it home safe and maybe, sound.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
You are one lucky Gypsy. Your words make me want to head out for a vacation and hope to keep my road rage intact while getting there.
Susan


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