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Too Tired to Poop...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Herbeau-toilet


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Slept for 8 hours,

No reason for showers,

I live alone, don’t need to smell like flowers,

Rank I do smell,

Rufuz did sniff, on his side he fell…J

 

Slept for another four,

You drive 800 miles straight,

Then you will know the score,

Still I do not feel all that great…L

 

Eventually will write what did occur,

But for now, up my butt I got a burr,

Neighbors can’t leave me alone,

Want to know all the news,

You’d think they had better to do,

If you are anything like them,

I bet herein you would not concur…J

© ed ~ 8/11/06
 

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 Reviews of "Too Tired to Poop..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 12, 2006
Classy Throne you got King soloEd!!

Love Stinky :)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
Now THAT"S what I call a throne....they missed ya Ed....I know what they mean too.
Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
You sure have a nice toilet! Did you steal that from Scott's palacial estate? And how the heck did you cram it into your motorhome?!


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