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Construction Cones...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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Construction zones are generally a pain in the ass...'specially . night...


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Constructive,


Restrictive,


Zone active,


Protective,


Lane constrictive,


Reflective,


Obstructive,


Productive,


Instructive,


Not necessarily seductive…


© e ~ 8/11/06


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 Reviews of "Construction Cones..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 12, 2006
Not suductive at all more likely to be deducktive!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
hahaha you were on the road a lot weren't you?;-) glad you guys are back safe and sound! ET

Reviewed by Rebecca Burns (Reader)
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
That was funny.
I had a long ride through them just the other night. Cursing all the way.
Rebecca

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
You're a hoot, Ed. Thanks for the smiles. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
I envy you if yours are that pretty.
Ours are all orange. There's no mistaking
them looming ahead of you on the road. Groan.
A necessary evil, right?
Connie

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 11, 2006
I agree. Just yeaterday we were driven from our offices because construction severed a gas line. Nasty stuff too!
Susan


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