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Submarine Races
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Parked in the pines,

Far abroad from telephone lines,

A bottle each from the vines,

Both of us naked to the nines,

While Rene & I do on each other dine… J

 

Can’t keep her hands off of me,

The submarines I cannot see,

The animals & devil are taking notes,

The submarines on the surface like little boats…J

 

Getting laid on the beach,

The waters edge just a little out of reach,

Here is when I WILL Rene really teach,

There she goes down again on my periscope,


Sucking like a leech... 

© ed ~ 8/15/06
 


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 Reviews of "Submarine Races"
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
Seems like you're having a hell of a good time!
Love and Peace,
B&R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
heheheheheh...say no more or I will get banned.....be safe and be GOOD out there sharky is watching you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
Sounds like the Den may need to launch a sea rescue to me.

I hope you have your water wings funny man!!!

Susan

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
enjoy my friend.
all good things come to an end

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 15, 2006


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