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What did I do with that damn lighter...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Without a lighter I can’t smoke,


Without same I can’t toke,


So what if someday I will from cancer croak,


Till then just let me as many times as possible, Rene poke…J


 


Can I light it off the stove,


Not without a lighter from my treasure trove,


How am I supposed to make fire,


I cannot just rub my two balls together,


Besides that would hurt worse than falling off a high wire…J


There it is, and will wonders never cease, right in the drawer where I left it…


                                       …S***…


© ed ~ 8/15/06


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 Reviews of "What did I do with that damn lighter...?"
Reviewed on August 17, 2006
Ed,

Don't know. I'm looking for mine! LOLOLOL

Karen said she don't have it neither. Especially since she don't smoke. :)

Cute write, as always...be careful of lighting butts on the stove, you might burn the wrong one. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
I appreciate you Ed. Your pens add levity to this sad world.
Keep toking the line Ed~!!
susan

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
hehehehehehe..god you always have me rolling~~~

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
LOL Ed you are just too much! (and I meant that in the nicest possible way)
Thanks for the laugh!
Chanti

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
hahahahaha..how truly demented you are;-)good thing rufuz has good sense;-)woof

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
It's the age thingy Ed...forgetful we do get...forget what I said....and rememberr what you did with your lighter the last time you used it....lol!!

Oh Nevermind I forgot what I wanted to say!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 16, 2006
Oh look dont be hard on yerself here Ed, I often loose my glasses, find them sittin on top of my Head lol

Love Ch'erie


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