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Too pee'd to poop...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Don't ask, I only writes em' as I gets em'...


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Ticked off,


Angry,


Pissed off,


Peeved,


My angst does rise, don’t scoff…J


 


Left to for myself fend,


Not meaning to offend,


Have to resist,


My head has a fenestella,


I do not pretend…J


 


Cannot help it,


The reason unknown,


Out of proportion this subject blown,


Don’t ask me I only write, then hone…J


© ed ~ 8/17/06


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 Reviews of "Too pee'd to poop..."
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 17, 2006
If you were serious I'd say i'm sorry to hear this, since a fenestells in medical terms is a hole or opening somewhere, but since you are such a comic you could mean your pee hole;-)which i'm sure that's what you meant,sir wit!(no nit)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 17, 2006
Use your humorous wit to let off steam, Ed. Thanks for sharing. You always bring a smile. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 17, 2006
Don't scratch!

Funny Man!

Susan

Reviewed on August 17, 2006
LOLOLOLOL!

Get some rest, Ed. After you go potty. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Nice. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 17, 2006
Wronh title."Too pooped to pee"........lol!!

Awwwwww...nevermind "Don't ask, I only writes em' as I gets em'.....
got that :)~~!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on August 17, 2006
I hope whatevers in that niche in your head (fenestella) has more in it than the piscina and credence table. This was a really great image Ed.

I know, (from personal experience) that when that "thing" rises up, it's sometimes like a volcano blowing. Hope all will be well.

Richard Lloyd Cederberg


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