His or Her Highness (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

His or Her Highness
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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This may be somewhat a funny write or to some a serious write with humorous undertones...e
Pot because your friends are not that funny, Acid because your hand is just not that interesting, Speed because you don’t like coffee, Downers cause after three days on speed, After drinking way too much brandy, Not putting on anytime in the past 3 days a bag of feed, You need something to slow down, to dry out with, it’s a need… Coke, do you like it in cherry or regular, to clean out your sinus, “X” to help with that minor problem of shyness, “K” to put you out and forget some hours and minus, Getting you to be the queen or king of highness… Crack, because your life sucks anyway, why not totally do it destroy, Hey you don’t be laughing and walking away, don’t be coy, You know what I am speaking of, yep as I toke on my bone, Wrapped in special paper from soy and made in Hanoi, I should know what the hell then I am saying, Don’t be telling me that all I do to you is annoy, Go ahead out, do all the above, if you don’t die, You will be eventually just a pawn in the devils employ… © ed ~ 8/19/06

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on August 19, 2006

Unfortunately, there are many who live their lives by this recipe for failure, Ed. I used to call them "The Mixers" as they had a "coctail" for whaterver situation you would be entering. The sad part is that THEY never came down and those who have survived to this point are living a life of physical hell and solitary lonliness.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

I know brandy and I know coke...mix them and you get a poke....on a broken rib!!

Carrots are better....gives you that "Natural Highness"...and you can feed the leaves to Hare!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Goodness Ed! I really hope that this is just a work of imagination. And I agree totally with the last line. A sad state of affairs indeed when this happens.

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Ed, whatever you're on m8....Think I will pass LOL.

Do you know in South Australia, it's legal still to grow your own plants, about 3 now I think, used to be nine. No selling, just personal use. Hydroponics still big time usage here, but the uncanny x men pills are horrific, a new brew from the cooks coming out all the time. Frying kids brains!!
Yes, Highness is right, High as!!
Kewl write m8
Ch'erry pie

Reviewed by Jennifer Butler (Reader)

I'm stuck on the first three verses here ---- We can make do without OJ and surpassing the safety limits while driving, but can we do without our pans?

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)

Ed, ya always continue to amaze me deep inside..These are thoughts to ponder..THANK YOU!!!

Peace & Love, Dove

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on August 18, 2006

just commented on flakey now this so that's who you are the jersey devil. i never heard of half those things you mentioned;-) x y k hey what it be...just read in the paper that taxes on a house in jersey now 15 thou a year yikes!