Don’t hold back the flow,

Don’t make the bladder grow,

Sometimes better than sex, all aglow,

Ok, so maybe this poem is less than apropos…J

By now you of me know,

In the toilet let us bestow,

If you don’t do it fast there will be woe,

Drain it slow…J

Hope you have enjoyed our floor show,

If you ate a sloppy joe,

Feel free to sit down and release as well that flow,

If you hold back what will grow will require surgery for you to undergo,

Just another from me UPO, Unidentified Poetic Object,

Wish I could offer you some kind of red Bordeaux…J

© ed ~ 8/28/06