Maybe priceless to you,

May even be priceless to him,

A drunk sleeping it off on South beach,

Surprised I am the police did not him teach…

Never would I be that drunk,

Bet he does smell like a skunk,

If nothing else even the sharks would stay away,

What a lush he is, now his butt is all over the internet,

Isn’t that priceless, all in one day…

Sure I have slept on the beach after a binge,

But I have not totally gone unhinged,

My clothes did stay on, my privacy kept,

This kind of picture can only make me cringe…J

© ed ~ 9/3/06