Though I am not sure I would wish to be,

Not when the other convicts my back to see,

Forget rape and torture, treat this guy well,

For he can give two boobs to screw,

Never will they allow him to of the prison say adieu…J

Cigarettes, candy, drugs and booze,

No one with him around will get the blues,

Though if ever he does back to the streets get excused,

What will the woman of his dreams think of this excess,

Certainly may of some woman confuse…J

Wild this tattoo definitely is,

Maybe someday he should go into show biz.

A stand in for a real blond in a pop quiz,

What of his front do you suppose he did to his whiz…?J

© ed ~ 9/5/06