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Damned if I didn't do it again...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...an attempt at humor...though it is not funny on this end...LOL!


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Deviled eggs, yummy,


Apparently not so good for my tummy,


Sometimes I wonder if I still need my mummy,


Hope you will find this attempt at humor funny…J


 


Most say the eggs do give ya farts,


Mine react on me like eating bad tarts,


They come back on me almost from the start,


Had a bunch left, no longer, threw them away,


I knew you would tell me to do it anyway…J


 


All this gas over a couple of eggs,


Probably not, must be the onions,


I like them so much, but just another food I can’t eat,


Better actually, as it does not bother me, stick to well cooked meat…J


© ed ~ 9/6/06


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 Reviews of "Damned if I didn't do it again..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 7, 2006
Oh boy guess Rufuz is the one ending up with all the bad in that motorhome!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 6, 2006
Devil eggs; my favorite! and my body loves them :-).......so if we are ever in the same area......pass them on :-) No need to get gassy :-)

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on September 6, 2006
hehehehehe what else is new?????

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on September 6, 2006
They do indeed give me farts that would compete with a Great Dane. Gotta love um though. A good time though to bring out the matches and have fart burning party.

Rufus would approve. I'm sure he'd even want to compete.

You got me rollin on this one Ed. Atta-boy to the lovable Rufoid.

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 6, 2006
LOL at EDK;-) ok deviled eggs you've had your day in court and you lose! No more of you in The big man's gullet! Hey Rufuz don't you eat them either;-)

Reviewed on September 6, 2006
LOL Too funny; you are a mess, me boy! But I loves ya anyway! Very cute (if smelly) write! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOLOLOLOL

Reviewed on September 6, 2006
Sure, Ed, blame the innocent eggs. The devil had nothin' to do with it, eh, Ed? A gas of a write...whew!!!!!!!!!! LOL Love it (and you). Just don't go blaming Rufuz!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on September 6, 2006
A fun poem, Ed -- although I prefer to call the farts "barking spiders" (wink).
Again, a fun read!
Hugs, CJ

Reviewed on September 6, 2006

This is humorous Ed,
although I bet it wasn't too funny after the fumes started.
Had your own personal rhythm going on did you?

take it easy,
G. Thomas

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 6, 2006
This is very serious - The Jersey Devil cannot eat Deviled Eggs??!!

Wow. Next time, try washing them down with deviled prune juice - that might balance things out.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on September 6, 2006
They do the same thing to me, Ed. I had food poisoning once (salmonella) and ever since, eggs have not been something my body accepts very well. Though I don't love eggs, I do love deviled eggs, egg salad sandwiches and custards, but I really can't eat them anymore. I do feel your pain, my friend!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on September 6, 2006
Better lay off the googies matey, reek havoc with yah intestines LOL

XXCh'erie


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