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lush...
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Any resemblance to a uncertain Mr. Ed K is meant purposely...!


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…lush…


First thing in the morn,


After a night full of porn,


This wrinkled old fart does take a shot of corn…


 


Hey don’t be for him forlorn,


I give to you just in case a thought to warn,


This lush is nothing for you to mourn…


 


Drinks his liquor corn in the night and in the morn,


His liver is pickled, his bladder never to be reborn,


This wrinkled old lush can only be by us scorned…


© ed ~ 9/7/06


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Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on September 8, 2006
That is one nasty lookin sucker in the image, that's a fact! And if it's Mr. Ed - poor guy.

That corn liquer will definitely kick some serious booty. Thanks for the chuckles this AM dude.

Richard Lloyd Cederberg

P.S. Oh, I almost forgot HEY RUFUS!

Reviewed on September 8, 2006
Nice, Ed. :) Reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll nice. He's gon' get you for that, ya know. :) LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 8, 2006
Oh my I think you got the ID wrong....this is more likely my husband after 24 beers and wine!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 8, 2006
Ho Ho! Where's my entire wrinkled old picture??!!! It shows what I'm really drinkin, you naked old rascal.

These days, I think I drink far more Prune Juice than old Jim Beam
As we get older, bein 'regular' is better than being buzzed it seems!

PS You better stock up on prune juice yourself; you ain't no spring chicken now either, 'little' brother.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on September 8, 2006
I've had many a relative ( through an old marriage) who died agonizingly from alcohol. It preserves some though and they end up with similar characteristics of this graphic.
Funny how satire can have some serious undertones and makes us see life differently.
Thanks,
Susan

Reviewed by Rafiriio Daniels
Reviewed on September 8, 2006
very nice work.....

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on September 7, 2006
Hmmmmmmmm. . .hic! Almost harks me back to me drinkin' daze.
Tweren't for the hangovers. . .hmmmmmmm. Never had corn liquor --
hyar in 'ese parts, 'ey spell it likker. Go easy, 'k? Happy
Day-z, 'Pea' <3


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